She once treated a poor thief far better than I deserved.
She does that a lot.
THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THIS JFC I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MAD IF HE COMPLETELY IGNORED HER.
How sad is it that we’re all so happy this happened?
I think I’ve found my new favorite picture.
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
// Look at his faaaaaaaaaace.
this is why i have trust issues
THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
here’s to impatient assholes
i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect
let’s have a toast to the douche bags
i’d like to think that everyone who witnessed this all collectively braked and laughed together
hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
Cmon guys 6 notes are you kidding me this is like the funniest thing that ever happened in my life.